Post by connieaz on Nov 26, 2008 12:45:50 GMT -5
> > You know that all potatoes have eyes. Well Girl
> > Potato and Boy Potato
> > had eyes for each other,
> > and finally they got married, and had a little
> > sweet potato, whom they
> > called 'Yam'.
> >
> >
> > Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it
> > was time, they told her
> > about the facts of life. They warned her about
> > going out and getting
> > half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
> > and get a bad name
> > for herself like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a
> > bunch of Tater Tots!
> >
> >
> > Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into
> > the sack and make a
> > rotten potato out of her!
> >
> >
> > But on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and
> > become a Couch Potato
> > either!
> >
> >
> > She would get plenty of exercise and eat well so as
> > not to be skinny like
> > her Shoestring cousins.
> >
> >
> > When she went of to Europe, Mr. & Mrs. Potato told
> > Yam to watch out for
> > the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
> >
> >
> > And the greasy guys from France called the 'French
> > Fries'. And when she
> > went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she
> > wouldn't get scalloped
> > or baked.
> >
> >
> > Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow,
> > and wouldn't
> > associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the
> > ones from the other
> > side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all
> > the trucks that say,
> > 'Frito Lay'.
> >
> > Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's
> > Potato University) so
> > that when she graduated, she'd really be in the
> > Chips. But in spite of
> > all they did for her, one day Yam came home and
> > announced she was going
> > to marry Tom Brokaw!
> >
> > Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
> > They told Yam she
> > couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's
> > just............................
> >
> > Are you ready for this?
> >
> > A COMMON TATER!
> > Potato and Boy Potato
> > had eyes for each other,
> > and finally they got married, and had a little
> > sweet potato, whom they
> > called 'Yam'.
> >
> >
> > Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it
> > was time, they told her
> > about the facts of life. They warned her about
> > going out and getting
> > half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed,
> > and get a bad name
> > for herself like 'Hot Potato', and end up with a
> > bunch of Tater Tots!
> >
> >
> > Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into
> > the sack and make a
> > rotten potato out of her!
> >
> >
> > But on the other hand, she wouldn't stay home and
> > become a Couch Potato
> > either!
> >
> >
> > She would get plenty of exercise and eat well so as
> > not to be skinny like
> > her Shoestring cousins.
> >
> >
> > When she went of to Europe, Mr. & Mrs. Potato told
> > Yam to watch out for
> > the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.
> >
> >
> > And the greasy guys from France called the 'French
> > Fries'. And when she
> > went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she
> > wouldn't get scalloped
> > or baked.
> >
> >
> > Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow,
> > and wouldn't
> > associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the
> > ones from the other
> > side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all
> > the trucks that say,
> > 'Frito Lay'.
> >
> > Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's
> > Potato University) so
> > that when she graduated, she'd really be in the
> > Chips. But in spite of
> > all they did for her, one day Yam came home and
> > announced she was going
> > to marry Tom Brokaw!
> >
> > Tom Brokaw! Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.
> > They told Yam she
> > couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw because he's
> > just............................
> >
> > Are you ready for this?
> >
> > A COMMON TATER!
