Post by maryaz on Sept 24, 2011 0:25:14 GMT -5
This is really Ken's. I got this from him. So good, I had to bring it here.
Potatoes
Well,
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had
eyes for each other,
And finally they got married, and
had a little sweet Potato,
which they Called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life.
They warned her about going
Out and getting
Half-baked, so she wouldn't get
accidentally mashed, and
Get a bad name for herself like
'Hot Potato,' and
End up with a bunch of tater tots
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get
Her into the sack and make a
rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she
wouldn't stay home and become a
Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise
so as not to be skinny like her
shoestring cousins.
When she went off to
Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told
Yam To watch out
For the hard-boiled guys from
Ireland and the greasy guys from
France called the French fries.
And
When she went out West, to
Watch out for the Indians so she
wouldn't get scalloped..
Yam said she would stay on the straight and
narrow and wouldn't associate with
Those high class Yukon Golds, or
the ones from the other side of
the tracks who advertise their
trade on all The trucks that say,
'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
(that's Potato University) so that when
she graduated she'd really be in
the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for
Her, one-day Yam came home
And announced she was
Going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr. And Mrs.
Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't
Possibly marry Tom Brokaw
because he's just.......
Are you
Ready for this?
Are
You sure?
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OK!
Here it is!
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A
COMMONTATER
Potatoes
Well,
A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had
eyes for each other,
And finally they got married, and
had a little sweet Potato,
which they Called 'Yam.'
Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.
When it was time, they told her about the facts Of life.
They warned her about going
Out and getting
Half-baked, so she wouldn't get
accidentally mashed, and
Get a bad name for herself like
'Hot Potato,' and
End up with a bunch of tater tots
Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get
Her into the sack and make a
rotten potato out of her!
But on the other hand she
wouldn't stay home and become a
Couch Potato either.
She would get plenty of exercise
so as not to be skinny like her
shoestring cousins.
When she went off to
Europe , Mr. And Mrs. Potato told
Yam To watch out
For the hard-boiled guys from
Ireland and the greasy guys from
France called the French fries.
And
When she went out West, to
Watch out for the Indians so she
wouldn't get scalloped..
Yam said she would stay on the straight and
narrow and wouldn't associate with
Those high class Yukon Golds, or
the ones from the other side of
the tracks who advertise their
trade on all The trucks that say,
'Frito Lay.'
Mr. And Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U.
(that's Potato University) so that when
she graduated she'd really be in
the Chips.
But in spite of all they did for
Her, one-day Yam came home
And announced she was
Going to marry Tom Brokaw.
Tom Brokaw!
Mr. And Mrs.
Potato were very upset.
They told Yam she couldn't
Possibly marry Tom Brokaw
because he's just.......
Are you
Ready for this?
Are
You sure?
*
*
*
OK!
Here it is!
*
*
*
*
*
A
COMMONTATER