Old??

[connieaz]

you've got to know if you're old. Here are some clues:

Everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
Your children look middle-aged.
You get winded playing chess.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You're still chasing the opposite sex but can't remember why.
Your back goes out more then you do.
You regret resisting temptation in the past.
The little gray-haired person you help across the street is your spouse.
You turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

[sue]

You are naughty Connie, lolol!! (shhhhh I can relate to some of those, lol)

[merryfl]

I sit in a rocking chair and can't get up!! Does that count?

[kenaz]

That really hurts Connie because it is all true.