Post by Toby on Mar 14, 2009 17:30:26 GMT -5
Subject: Never Lie to Your Mother
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Jen nifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jen nifer, and this had only made her
more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jen nifer than
met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you Jen nifer a nd I are just roommates..'
About a week later , Jen nifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
______________________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner.
Love, Brian
______________________________________________________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
______________________________________________________________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jen nifer, I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Jen nifer.
But the fact remains that if Jen nifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the
meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's
roommate, Jen nifer, was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a
relationship between Brian and Jen nifer, and this had only made her
more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jen nifer than
met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, 'I know what you must
be thinking, but I assure you Jen nifer a nd I are just roommates..'
About a week later , Jen nifer came to Brian saying, 'Ever since your
mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver
gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?'
Brian said, 'Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
sure. So he sat down and wrote:
______________________________________________________________________
Dear Mom,
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm
not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle.
But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were
here for dinner.
Love, Brian
______________________________________________________________________
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
read:
______________________________________________________________________
Dear Son,
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Jen nifer, I'm not saying that
you 'do not' sleep with Jen nifer.
But the fact remains that if Jen nifer is sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now.
Love, Mom
LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
