Post by connieaz on Feb 6, 2009 10:40:53 GMT -5
Importance of Walking
Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's= 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.
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I like long walks,
especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
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The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
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I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
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The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
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If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
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I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
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We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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AND....
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
*****************************************
My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's= 97 years old
and we don't know where he is.
*******************************************
I like long walks,
especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
*******************************************
The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
********************************************
I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
********************************************
I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.
*******************************************
Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
********************************************
I do have flabby thighs,
but fortunately my stomach covers them.
******************************************
The advantage of exercising every day
is so when you die, they'll say, 'Well, he looks good doesn't he.'
********************************************
If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.
********************************************
I know I got a lot of exercise the last few years,......
just getting over the hill.
******************************************
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
*********************** *********************
AND....
Every time I start thinking too much about how I look,
I just find a Happy Hour and by the time I leave,
I look just fine.
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