Post by merryfl on Jan 29, 2009 19:07:29 GMT -5
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES!
¯ Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
¯ Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
¯ For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
¯ A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
¯ If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.
¯ You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
¯ Remember:
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
¯ Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop.
¯ Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
¯ For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
¯ A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
¯ If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.
¯ You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
¯ Remember:
> Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
> If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily Thought:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES; NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS
;D
