Post by jojo on Dec 30, 2008 17:34:56 GMT -5
What Mama Bears Do....
> Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table; he
> looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
> porridge?!!", he squeaks.
>
> Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
> into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
> Porridge?!!," he roars.
>
> Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and
> yells, "For Crying out Loud, how many times do we have to go through
> this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma
> bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the
> coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last
night,
> and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold
> early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set
the
> d**n table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the
> litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that
> you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace
Momma
> Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only
> going to say this one more time.
>
> "I HAVEN'T MADE THE d**n PORRIDGE YET !!" ;D
>
> Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the table; he
> looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my
> porridge?!!", he squeaks.
>
> Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He looks
> into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating my
> Porridge?!!," he roars.
>
> Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and
> yells, "For Crying out Loud, how many times do we have to go through
> this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma
> bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the
> coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last
night,
> and put everything away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold
> early morning air to fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set
the
> d**n table, it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the
> litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and, now that
> you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses downstairs, and grace
Momma
> Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good, cause I'm only
> going to say this one more time.
>
> "I HAVEN'T MADE THE d**n PORRIDGE YET !!" ;D
>
