Post by connieaz on Dec 15, 2008 12:30:35 GMT -5
TOP NINE INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER
HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(9) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(8) Directions to your doctor's office include
'Take a left when you enter the trailer park.'
(7) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(6) The only proctologist in the plan is 'Gus' from Roto-Rooter.
(5) The only item listed under
Preventative Care Coverage is 'an apple a day...'
(4) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants
you gave to Goodwill last month.
(3 'The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,' is not a typographical error.
(2) The only expense covered 100% is 'embalming.'
(1) Your Prozac comes in different colors
with little M's on them.
HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(9) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(8) Directions to your doctor's office include
'Take a left when you enter the trailer park.'
(7) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(6) The only proctologist in the plan is 'Gus' from Roto-Rooter.
(5) The only item listed under
Preventative Care Coverage is 'an apple a day...'
(4) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants
you gave to Goodwill last month.
(3 'The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,' is not a typographical error.
(2) The only expense covered 100% is 'embalming.'
(1) Your Prozac comes in different colors
with little M's on them.
