Post by desk on Nov 9, 2010 20:34:11 GMT -5
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't,
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!
2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't,
5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
6. The50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill in the fog.
8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!