Post by desk on Feb 19, 2010 1:13:19 GMT -5
#1. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried;
#2. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it;
#3. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism;
#4. He who hesitates is probably right;
#5. Never do card tricksa for the group you play poker with;
#6. No one is listening until you make a mistake;
#7. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view;
#8. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body isrequired to press on it;
#9. The hardness of the butter is proportionate to the softness of the bread;
#10. To steal ideas from one person is plagarism; to steal from many is research;
#11. Two wrongs are only the beginning;
#12. Work is acomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence;
#13. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (The corollary is: you never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive).
#14. Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life; and
#15. The sooner you fall behinf, the more time you'll have to catch up.
#2. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it;
#3. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism;
#4. He who hesitates is probably right;
#5. Never do card tricksa for the group you play poker with;
#6. No one is listening until you make a mistake;
#7. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view;
#8. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body isrequired to press on it;
#9. The hardness of the butter is proportionate to the softness of the bread;
#10. To steal ideas from one person is plagarism; to steal from many is research;
#11. Two wrongs are only the beginning;
#12. Work is acomplished by those employees who are still striving to reach their level of incompetence;
#13. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. (The corollary is: you never learn to pray until your kids learn to drive).
#14. Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life; and
#15. The sooner you fall behinf, the more time you'll have to catch up.
